Raining Catfights And Dogs On The Trump Victory Trade

You could smell the global fear on Monday. By Friday, that fear mostly wafted around Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago compound. Forty five years ago Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now first memorably stated, “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”.  Arguably, the Republican party scribes will recount in time how the smell of ketchup-spattered walls in Florida this week marked the beginning of the end for a once-likely victory for Donald Trump. Tuesday’s Presidential debate watched by an audience of 67 million people was a disaster for Trump, and hailed as a triumph for “dumb as a rock” Kamala Harris. As eminent Bush Republican strategist, Karl Rove, cheekily asked, “What does that make Trump?”. A loser, but possibly there’s a bigger loser out there. It is interesting to note that Colonel Kilgore and Francis Ford Coppola’s Vietnam epic is today viewed as possibly the most powerful  “anti-lie” rather than “anti-war” movie of all time. Fast forward to today, and here are a few big lies under pressure in the real world, real money arena of financial markets….

On the debate night, Trump flounced into the post-debate spin room declaring victory and quoting nonsensical Twitter and Fox viewer polls. However, as we always say… opinion is cheap, but investment decisions risk real money. So, it was striking to see the following morning that Trump’s publicly listed vehicle for his Truth Social platform, $DJT,  puked 16% of its value and now trades 80% lower than 6 short months ago. It should also be noted that the climate denial Don’s awful performance prompted heavy buying of clean/green energy stocks too; First Solar was up 14%, Enphase Energy up 5% and Sunrun up 10%…in one day. Let’s just say traders had a very different take on Trump’s bloviating spin-room review.

We should also review some of the markets we highlighted in our article back in March “How To Trade A Trump Win”. In brief, we stated that there were three key ‘canaries’ which tracked the major Trump policies:

Tariffs: Trump wants a 10% across -the-board tariff on all imported goods. Tariffs on imports are agreed by all credible economists as inflationary costs borne by the consumer. But…current inflation expectations in the market tracked by bonds, loans and money markets suggest those tariffs ain’t happening. Moreover, the current inflation rate of 2.5% is at a 3-year low. In fact, if one were to step out of the partisan bubble of US politics, one would know that the US is the global superstar in the post-Covid inflation battle.

Oil: The Donald likes to tell voters he’s the fossil fuel industry’s best friend while promising consumers he will cut energy bills by 50%. This is almost as ridiculous as promising to protect cats, dogs and geese in Springfield Ohio, and becoming quite embarrassing for the Trump team on both fronts. Even Homer Simpson could tell you US oil and gas production is at all time highs of 14m barrels per day (vs Saudi Arabia 8m!). Meanwhile, oil costs measured by benchmark Brent Crude prices are back to the same levels seen before Russia’s full invasion of Ukraine in February 2022. Go figure!

Ukraine: Finally, on the subject of foreign policy, and Ukraine in particular, the chances of a Trump victory also look flaky. We flagged the extreme risk of placating Russia – with ceasefire negotiations forced by Trump’s ending of Ukraine military support – and the threat this capitulation posed to eastern European countries like Poland. Well, check out Poland’s stock market; in the last 12 months it has roared upwards by 40% compared to the giddy S&P 500 ‘only’ rising 26%. Smell that Trump capitulation fear? No, me neither.

The financial markets are struggling to believe Trump, and his chances of victory. With less than 60 days left before voting, expect an increasingly panicked Trump campaign team. The meltdown of Trump immigration/racist-in-chief, Stephen Miller, when being caught out on a Venezuela crime statistic lie is one for the ages. And, for pure popcorn moments, keep an eye on the social media spats between rabid Trump surrogate, Laura Loomer, and the more restrained Marjorie Taylor Greene(no really!) and Senator Lindsay Graham. You just couldn’t make it up. Well, Donald could.

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