I was tempted. The “buddy breakup” in Washington between the Taco Toddler and the Ketamine Kid is fabulous writing material. But, no. The real risk these days is being distracted by America’s slide towards lawless autocracy and missing something bigger. Eighty one years ago on a June 5th morning President Roosevelt brought good news to the American people and its allies. Rome had been liberated by Allied troops – “The first of the Axis capitals is now in our hands.” Little did Roosevelt’s audience know that later that day paratroopers would be dropped into northern France ahead of 7,000 ships landing on the D-Day beaches of Normandy on June 6th. Fast forward to that anniversary today, and there are winning opportunities again being potentially obscured by Washington broadcasts. Indeed, it’s possible you may have missed some striking data updates to three huge investment trends this week. Let’s dive in.
Last month at its annual Stripe Sessions conference, CEO Patrick Collison identified the “gale-force tailwinds” of AI and stablecoins. The first tailwind trend won’t be a surprise to any readers of our AI article last week but it was intriguing to hear Collison say, “Stablecoins are the underdog everyone’s sleeping on.” He also had an interesting take on the macro “noise” and uncertainty prevalent in today’s business world – “when new technologies collide with a turbulent economy, the technology tends to win”. That seems a prescient call this week when we briefly touch on AI and reflect on its chip champion, Nvidia, revealing its latest quarterly results. Despite tariff disruption of its China business, Nvidia beat Wall Street analyst expectations and regained its status as the world’s most valuable company. Thanks to a 50% surge is its share price over the last 8 weeks, Jensen Huang’s chip behemoth is worth $3.4 trillion. The latest data point on stablecoins was also quite eye-catching.
Not long ago Circle Internet Group was saved by the US government when Washington guaranteed deposits at the collapsing Silicon Valley Bank(SVB). Circle as an issuer of dollar-backed stablecoins was the top dollar depositor customer at SVB. However, this week the newsflow was way more optimistic as Circle waited to IPO on the New York Stock Exchange. Reports suggested investor interest was massive and the listing was 25x over-subscribed. Not surprisingly, with more buyers than sellers, Circle’s share price surged 168% on its first day of trading to a valuation just shy of $17 billion. It’s difficult not to conclude that stablecoins have “arrived” and investors are excited by Collison’s own description of stablecoins’ “real world utility in regular business”. In fact Stripe confirmed stablecoin issuance has increased by 39% year-on-year while “demand for borderless financial services go through the roof….at a growth rate which eclipses anything we’ve seen before in Stripe”. Ok, that’s two winning trends. The last one won’t surprise but the numbers might.
Private equity (PE) and its billionaire leaders could be doubting their love-in with the Taco Toddler but they are not the only PE-related cohort in doubting mode. PE investors are quietly wondering how private equity houses are going to deploy the $1.2 trillion of ‘dry powder’ which is currently sitting on the side-lines and hurting overall return on investment (ROI) figures. A quarter of that massive total has been available for the last 4 years (Source: Bain &Co). However, there is no doubting our mantra “the future is private” when you consider private equity now controls a record 29,000 companies worth more than $3.6 trillion. But, there are cyclical challenges. Higher interest rates, reduced IPO activity and M&A paralysis (execs can’t Taco trade those deals) don’t help valuations or exits so it’s worth noting global PE fundraising has declined for 5 straight quarters. Global PE raises in Q1 were down 33% per Pitchbook/Bloomberg reports but that cycle might be about to shift. The Wall Street Journal this week reported that the software-focused PE giant, Thoma Bravo, has just raised a staggering $34.4 billion which is the biggest funding round since the start of 2024.
As a final thought, one must be mindful that as investment funds become bigger and bigger their opportunity pool shrinks due to size and liquidity constraints. On the other hand, as the ECB cuts interest rates, Ireland GDP growth hits almost 10%, German equities touch all-time highs and Trumpolini begs President Xi for a trade détente, it is arguably a particularly good time for investors to think small, and think private. So, if you want to build a private asset portfolio quickly, Spark Private can certainly help with a very exciting summer EIIS** pipeline of PhD-packed medtech innovations, real-time AI applications, 3-year infrastructure exits and super-growth software stories. Do not be distracted. Check out www.sparkprivate.com and, as my old boss used to say, “They ain’t door numbers, they move !!”.
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