Last week was biblical. Firstly, President Trump became Jesus online, before dodging to “doctor” retreat on evangelical outrage. Secondly, Vice President, JD Vance, fresh from blowing up Viktor Orban’s election chances in Hungary, told the Pope to tread carefully in….theology. And then, Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, presented a biblical verse, Ezekiel 25:17, at a Pentagon prayer service which turned out to be more fiction than truth. In fact, it was Pulp Fiction and the words delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Quentin Tarantino’s cult classic. Who needs The Gimp character with these White House slaves to ignorance?? Sadly, there’s little chance of ball gags for the Trump crime gang just yet as they ‘flood the zone’ with reality-defying nonsense. Meanwhile, our job in the macro risk world is to look behind the eye-rolling headlines connected to the on/off blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, and make sense of real events and numbers. Coincidence or not, I was about to write a rather upbeat piece before any Persian Gulf news broke. Here’s the real stuff which caught my eye away from the Oval Office clown show…
Big Tech stocks leading a $4 trillion market rebound – Bloomberg
Systematic hedge funds bought stocks at a record pace last week – Reuters
Global Venture Capital (VC) investment surged to a record $330 billion in Q1 – KPMG
Emerging Market bond sales are soaring again as investors dive back into risk – Bloomberg
It feels like markets and investors have moved on, and confidence is building rapidly. Goldman Sachs research reported that March was the best month in a decade for long/short trading hedge funds. The actual average return in one month for these type of funds was 7.7%, and will be music to the ears of investment banks who need these huge institutional generators of commissions, M&A fees and securities lending to be “feeling good” and chasing opportunity/risk. Indeed, quarterly updates from all the US investment banks showed Goldman Sachs delivering a best-ever quarter for their equities trading operation, and the Guardian has reported almost $50 billion of profits (Q1) generated by just 6 banks – Goldman, Morgan Stanley, JP Morgan, Citigroup, Wells Fargo and Bank of America. It’s all about confidence and we’ve been waiting a while for the IPO market to come to life. In the private equity world, and the Spark world, this public listing channel (IPOs) is critical in providing the much needed ‘exits’ while pumping liquidity flows (and confidence) through the financial ecosystem. The latest numbers look encouraging.
In Q1 there were 22 IPOs in the US with a combined stock sale value of $9.4 billion compared to just 15 exits the year before and $7.9 billion of liquidity generated (Source: PwC). So, the pace is picking up but we must brace ourselves for the ‘galactico’ listings promised later in the year. Elon Musk’s SpaceX alone could raise $75 billion on a $2 trillion valuation and the listings of OpenAI and Anthropic will be massive conduits of capital back into the AI ecosystem. War or no war, there seems to be no end to investor demand for a slice of AI action. CB Insights research showed that global venture capital (VC) markets invested $226 billion in AI in Q1 of this year. That compares to the $217 billion raised by private AI companies in ALL of 2025. Note that the ‘concentration’ effect familiar to many observers of the ‘Magnificent 7′ tech dominance of public markets can also be seen in private markets; more than 94% of the value of Q1’s VC funding was funnelled into deals worth more than $100m. But it’s not all AI giddiness…
The biggest industrial IPO this century was just completed last week. Madison Air Solutions, in the ‘hot’ HVAC sub-sector critical to hi-tech construction, officially claimed the title of the largest industrial IPO since UPS in 1999, pricing its $2.23 billion offering at the top of its range and surging 18.5% in its Thursday debut. Madison Air delivers the cooling systems for servers in the data centre space but one can’t help feeling things are generally hotting up, and could make for a very interesting summer. Of course, there are big ‘IFs” on the macro geopolitical front but the longer-term picture is beginning to reveal some emerging trends. In particular, I’m watching Jeff Bezos going BIG into physical robotics and manufacturing automation with a planned $100 billion fund named Project Prometheus. It is noteworthy how often the AI chip king, Jensen Huang of Nvidia, refers to robotics as the next multi-trillion dollar wave of the AI economy after agentic services (eg Claude, Gemini, ChatGPT etc). However, there’s another agency service which is quietly picking up speed and needs watching.
We have written before about Waymo and autonomous driving passenger miles growing rapidly. So, the most recent data from start-up funding database, Crunchbase, is striking. Autonomous vehicle start-ups have already raised a record $21.4B across just 34 deals in 2026 year-to-date, versus $5.9B across 99 deals in all of 2025. Waymo led with a $16 billion round at a $126 billion valuation, while Shield AI raised $2 billion and Wayve raised $1.3 billion. Again, automation and human-collaboration are very much our future, and are driving (!) investor animal spirits. This also confirms the theme of a book I cite often, The Future Is Faster Than You Think, and highlights how technologies are converging – think battery power, AI, and robotics in combination. Feel free to follow the ridiculous Trump headlines, but there’s a danger you’ll miss the bigger picture. It’s hotting up out there….
